UNIX (geek) humour do you mget it!? Perhaps you should grep your funnybone?

You know you're a GEEK if you find this funny!

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town

cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >coal
cat list | grep nice >gift
santa claus town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}

Or how about this classic!

C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run

ha ha! I laughed so hard that I almost developed a hernia when I read
that one!

And a final, oldy, but a goodie...

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 a l1f3...